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		<title>Think Before You Blog!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>otezz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dear Diary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yah.. Seperti blog ini lah kira² jika kita membuat blog tanpa berpikir..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blaugh.com/2007/07/09/think-before-you-blog" rel="bookmark"><img src="http://blaugh.com/cartoons/070709_thought_provoker.gif" class="comic" title="Think Before You Blog" alt="Think Before You Blog" height="250" width="447" /></a></p>
<p>Yah.. Seperti blog ini lah kira² jika kita membuat blog tanpa berpikir..</p>
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		<title>Urgo&#8217;s 2007 list of April Fools&#8217; Day Jokes on Websites</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>otezz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taken from Urgo&#8217;s Page Urgo&#8217;s Picks from 2007 1 xmwidget.com XM Satellite Radio to create the first ever, podcaster driven channel &#8211; XM Widget 2 customsoftwareconsult.com Too good to be true Firefox extension 3 lotro.com Turbine Unveils 1st Update for The Lord of the Rings Online? 4 thinkgeek.com Multiple fake &#8216;Geek Toys&#8217; Including Wii Helmet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taken from <a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/2007.html" title="Urgo's 2007 list of April Fools' Day Jokes on Websites">Urgo&#8217;s Page</a></p>
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<th colspan="10" bgcolor="#ff6666">Urgo&#8217;s Picks from 2007</th>
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<td>1</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2000" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://xmwidget.com'; return true;" title="1685 views">xmwidget.com</a></td>
<td>XM Satellite Radio to create the first ever, podcaster driven channel &#8211; XM Widget</td>
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<td>2</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2086" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://customsoftwareconsult.com/extensions/uberware/uberware.html'; return true;" title="8352 views">customsoftwareconsult.com</a></td>
<td>Too good to be true Firefox extension</td>
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<td>3</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2133" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.lotro.com/article/305'; return true;" title="1824 views">lotro.com</a></td>
<td>Turbine Unveils 1st Update for The Lord of the Rings Online?</td>
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<td>4</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2150" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.thinkgeek.com'; return true;" title="5178 views">thinkgeek.com</a></td>
<td>Multiple fake &#8216;Geek Toys&#8217; Including Wii Helmet and 8-bit tie</td>
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<td>5</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2153" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html'; return true;" title="5161 views">mail.google.com</a></td>
<td>Gmail Paper</td>
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<td>6</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2163" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=1151717'; return true;" title="2439 views">woot.com</a></td>
<td>Random Crap for $1,000,001.00 (see <a href="http://woot.com/">front page</a> for full details)</td>
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<td>7</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2227" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.tattooyourtoddler.com/'; return true;" title="2105 views">tattooyourtoddler.com</a></td>
<td>tattoos for toddlers</td>
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<td>8</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2232" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.google.com/tisp/'; return true;" title="2979 views">google.com</a></td>
<td>free in home wireless broadband</td>
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<td>9</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2328" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/items/tinfoilhat.xml'; return true;" title="2979 views">worldofwarcraft.com</a></td>
<td>Blizzard Introduces the Tinfoil Hat</td>
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<td>10</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2418" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/story.aspx?id=NEWEN20070007398'; return true;" title="449 views">ndtv.com</a></td>
<td>Scientists have developed a technology that can retrieve sounds and conversations that get recorded in the walls around us.</td>
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<td>11</td>
<td><a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/gotosite.php?y=2007&amp;id=2434" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.caughq.org/advisories/CAU-2007-0001.txt'; return true;" title="601 views">caughq.org</a></td>
<td>Security advisory concerning window Transparency</td>
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<p>Visit <a href="http://aprilfools.urgo.org/2007.html" title="Urgo's 2007 list of April Fools' Day Jokes on Websites">Urgo&#8217;s Page</a> for updates</p>
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		<title>IT Acronyms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>otezz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Can&#8217;t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: System Can&#8217;t See It DOS: Defunct Operating System WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PnP: Plug and Pray APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM: I Blame Microsoft MICROSOFT: Most [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months<br />
PCMCIA: People Can&#8217;t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms<br />
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing<br />
SCSI: System Can&#8217;t See It<br />
DOS: Defunct Operating System<br />
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System<br />
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too<br />
PnP: Plug and Pray<br />
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity<br />
IBM: I Blame Microsoft<br />
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers<br />
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language<br />
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses<br />
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs<br />
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You&#8217;re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.</p>
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		<title>Kamen Rider Black In GTA</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>otezz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Games / Gaming]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found it on Youtube. I think It&#8217;s cool.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found it on Youtube. I think It&#8217;s cool.</p>
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